Degen Z

Script

[scene open ZZZ and HFK are talking. Taiwan is behind them]
ZZZ: Y'know what? People call Gen Z degens, woke and gooners. Maybe they are right, we can be Degen Z, and edge with us three of us, Woke ahh Billy Fun, Twitter Pac, and Bike Lane dog can join too! we can make the world woke, Degen Z is the future.
HFK: YEAH! wait i have a catchphrase "imagine it, genzeddy it"
ZZZ: Lets stick to my ideas
[END SCENE]

[sequence of short clips edited as an intro]
ZZZ: Oh, i'm a queer
HFK: The HeartFelt Kid does not rest when hes with a MAN
Taiwan: ...
BLD: AS SOON AS I'M DONE WHIPPING THAT GUY WITH THE BIG PACKAGE
WABF: SISSOR ME DADDY ASS
TP: oouughn kane
ALL: GET WOKE
[INTRO OVER]

[scene open: DZ approach Man and Woman]
ZZZ: Hey! this is supposed to be a woke school!
[Man and Woman confused]
Man: uhm yeah? I guess
ZZZ: so why are you being H-*gag* Hetros...
Woman: cause we love each other... doesn't matter if were gay or straight
BLD: WE ARE DEGENERATION Z AND WE ARE MAKING THIS SCHOOL DISTRICT WOKE!
Man: go ahead? I don't know what you want
WABF: We want only GAY marriages like me and my fiancé
[WABF does a pose as if pointing to an engagement ring, which isn't there]
Man: that doesn't sound fair
TP: Do we have to show them how to...
[TP gestures at others to Junko pose]
ALL: GET WOKE
[DZ crowds Man and Woman and beat them up]
[END SCENE]

[scene open: Triple V is pacing in front of the others, who are military ready]
ZZZ: ATTENTION-deficit hyperactivity disorder.
[Others stand with good posture, Taiwan stands still]
ZZZ: chat, gang, today we embark on a mission, we know our enemy, they are weak. So we will go down there
TP and WABF: down where
ZZZ: to the superintendents office... it's not a wedding venue... SHUT UP TWITTER
[WABF is disappointed and Twitter is confused]
BLD: WE WILL INVADE THE SUPERINTENDANTS OFFICE
ZZZ: We will show them who woke up on the wrong side of the bed... This mission will start war with the Edugatoral..
BLD: OH YEAH IT WILL
ZZZ: .. department, a war that will also end tonight, at the Edugatoral department building, or coffee isn't effoc.
Others: Which is funny
ZZZ: This is your mission, if you choose to accept it, Chat it will be all for one and
Others: DEKU
ZZZ: NOW LETS SHOW THEM HOW TO
All: GET WOKE
ZZZ: LETS RUN BECAUSE ITS BETTER FOR THE ENVIROMENT
[END SCENE]

[scene open: DZ sneaking around hallways before making it to SI's office]
Kant: Who - the - fuck - are - you
BLD: THIS IS DEGENERATION Z [all Junko pose], WE ARE THE BEST WOKEST WRESTLING STABLE, WITH DOZENS OF PARTICIPATION TROLPHIES, AND IF YOU ARENT WITH US WE HAVE TO WORDS FOR YOU:
DZ: GET WOKE
Kant: You - guys - are - jobbers - lol. Get - out
ZZZ: nah, were here for one reason and one reason only, we want your district to
DZ: GET WOKE [Junko posing]
SI: I'm - a - republican - IDIOT. I - don't - care - about - the - GLBT.
TP: It's 2SLBTQIA
Kane: Oh - Hi - Twitter - Pac
[Twitter pac blushes, twirls hair and sways a bit]
HFK: maybe we *should* just turn to god
ZZZ: SHUT UP TWITTER PAC, but he's right. clearly this school needs our help. Here's our offer, we put our guys in the board. I'm the new superintendent, HFK here can be the vice. Bike Lane can be in charge of transport y'know school buses and stuff. Twitter pac can do assemblies. Woke Ahh Billy Fun can be in charge of councilors. Taiwan can be in charge of PE
[Taiwan does a backflip]
BLD: SEE? TAIWAN IS VERY ATHLETIC
SI: The - council - election - is - 18+ - also - im - the - mayor - too - if - you -were -curious
ZZZ: we tried to give you a chance... tsk I guess we will do this the hard way.
[DZ gets ready to fight]
[END SCENE]
[scene open: visibly bruised DZ sit on a curb, Taiwan leans on behind fence]
ZZZ: that wasnt worth getting expelled from every school in the district
[mumbles of agreance]
[END OF VIDEO]